SLAMurai Stress Ball

This malleable warrior has traveled back in time from a post- apocalyptic future where stress and rage-quitting have led to the downfall of civil society as we know it. He is seeking a partner to help him battle this menace before it’s too late. Together, you must punch, smash, and slam this inner demon into submission till the streets run fluffy with squishy foam and our future is finally secure... or at least till you respawn in the game.